* {
  box-sizing: border-box;
}

html {
  min-height: 100%;
}

body {
  min-height: 100dvh;
  margin: 0;
  overflow-x: hidden;
  color: #00ff33;
  font-family: "Comic Sans MS", "Papyrus", "Curlz MT", fantasy, cursive;
  background-color: #02006b;
  background-image:
    radial-gradient(circle at 18px 18px, #ffff00 0 2px, transparent 3px),
    radial-gradient(circle at 8px 8px, #ff00ff 0 2px, transparent 3px),
    repeating-linear-gradient(45deg, #02006b 0 12px, #19008f 12px 24px);
  background-size: 34px 34px, 28px 28px, 48px 48px;
  cursor: crosshair;
}

a {
  color: #00ffff;
  font-weight: bold;
  text-decoration: underline;
}

a:visited {
  color: #ff99ff;
}

button,
input,
textarea {
  font: inherit;
}

.scanlines {
  position: fixed;
  inset: 0;
  z-index: 2;
  pointer-events: none;
  background: repeating-linear-gradient(
    to bottom,
    rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.08) 0 1px,
    transparent 1px 4px
  );
  mix-blend-mode: screen;
}

#particle-zone {
  position: fixed;
  inset: 0;
  z-index: 3;
  pointer-events: none;
}

.particle {
  position: fixed;
  left: var(--x);
  top: var(--y);
  z-index: 3;
  color: var(--c);
  font-family: "Times New Roman", serif;
  font-size: var(--s);
  font-weight: 900;
  text-shadow:
    1px 1px #000,
    -1px -1px #fff,
    0 0 10px currentColor;
  animation: floaty var(--d) linear forwards;
}

@keyframes floaty {
  from {
    opacity: 1;
    transform: translate(0, 0) rotate(0deg) scale(1);
  }

  to {
    opacity: 0;
    transform: translate(var(--dx), var(--dy)) rotate(720deg) scale(0.25);
  }
}

.top-marquee,
footer marquee {
  display: block;
  padding: 7px;
  color: #ff0;
  font-family: Impact, "Arial Black", sans-serif;
  font-size: clamp(16px, 3vw, 28px);
  letter-spacing: 0;
  text-shadow: 2px 2px #f00, -2px -2px #00f;
  background: linear-gradient(90deg, #f0f, #00f, #0ff, #0f0, #ff0, #f00);
  border-top: 5px ridge #fff;
  border-bottom: 5px ridge #fff;
}

.page-shell {
  width: min(960px, calc(100vw - 18px));
  margin: 18px auto 24px;
  border: 8px ridge #ff00ff;
  background: #000 url("data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhBAAEAIABAP8AAP///yH5BAEAAAEALAAAAAAEAAQAAAIFjI+pWQA7") repeat;
  box-shadow:
    0 0 0 5px #00ffff,
    13px 13px 0 #ff0,
    -11px -11px 0 #f00;
}

.layout-table {
  width: 100%;
  table-layout: fixed;
  border-collapse: collapse;
}

.side-rail {
  width: 190px;
  vertical-align: top;
  padding: 12px;
  background: #7b00b5;
  border-right: 6px groove #00ffff;
}

.side-rail a,
.badge,
.counter {
  display: block;
  margin-bottom: 12px;
  padding: 8px;
  color: #fff;
  text-align: center;
  background: #ff1493;
  border: 4px outset #ffff00;
  text-shadow: 2px 2px #000;
}

.badge {
  color: #000;
  font-family: Impact, "Arial Black", sans-serif;
  font-size: 33px;
  background: #ffff00;
}

.counter span {
  display: block;
  color: #00ffff;
  font-size: 13px;
}

.counter strong {
  display: block;
  margin-top: 4px;
  padding: 4px;
  color: #00ff00;
  font-family: "Courier New", monospace;
  background: #000;
  border: 2px inset #999;
}

.main-cell {
  min-width: 0;
  padding: 16px;
  vertical-align: top;
  background:
    linear-gradient(90deg, rgba(255, 255, 0, 0.15), rgba(255, 0, 255, 0.18)),
    #101010;
}

h1 {
  margin: 0 0 14px;
  color: #ffff00;
  font-family: "Comic Sans MS", "Times New Roman", cursive;
  font-size: clamp(42px, 9vw, 92px);
  line-height: 0.95;
  letter-spacing: 0;
  text-align: center;
  text-transform: lowercase;
  text-shadow:
    3px 3px #ff00ff,
    6px 6px #00ffff,
    9px 9px #ff0000;
  animation: wobble 0.55s steps(2, end) infinite;
}

.tilde {
  display: block;
  color: #00ff33;
  font-size: 0.42em;
  text-shadow: 2px 2px #000;
}

@keyframes wobble {
  0% {
    transform: rotate(-1deg) scaleX(1.01);
  }

  50% {
    transform: rotate(1deg) scaleX(0.99);
  }

  100% {
    transform: rotate(-1deg) scaleX(1.01);
  }
}

.intro {
  margin: 0 0 18px;
  color: #ff66ff;
  font-size: clamp(18px, 4vw, 34px);
  text-align: center;
  text-shadow: 2px 2px #000, 0 0 12px #ff0;
}

.blink {
  animation: blink 0.75s steps(1, end) infinite;
}

@keyframes blink {
  0%,
  49% {
    opacity: 1;
  }

  50%,
  100% {
    opacity: 0.22;
  }
}

.proof-panel,
.frog-panel {
  display: grid;
  gap: 14px;
  align-items: center;
  margin: 18px 0;
  padding: 12px;
  background: #003300;
  border: 7px dashed #ff00ff;
}

.proof-panel {
  display: block;
  color: #fff;
  text-align: center;
  background:
    repeating-linear-gradient(90deg, rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.16) 0 3px, transparent 3px 9px),
    #660066;
  border-style: ridge;
  box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 5px #ffff00, 0 0 24px #00ffff;
}

.proof-panel p {
  max-width: 620px;
  margin: 8px auto;
  font-size: clamp(19px, 3vw, 27px);
  line-height: 1.25;
  text-shadow: 2px 2px #000;
}

.proof-panel .stamp {
  display: inline-block;
  margin-bottom: 8px;
  padding: 7px 12px;
  color: #000;
  font-family: Impact, "Arial Black", sans-serif;
  font-size: clamp(18px, 3vw, 32px);
  background: #00ff33;
  border: 5px outset #fff;
  transform: rotate(-2deg);
  text-shadow: none;
}

.proof-panel .small-print {
  color: #ffff00;
  font-size: clamp(15px, 2.4vw, 20px);
}

.frog-panel {
  grid-template-columns: 260px 1fr;
}

.frog-frame {
  width: 240px;
  max-width: 100%;
  margin: 0 auto;
  padding: 9px;
  background: #ffff00;
  border: 8px ridge #00ffff;
  transform: rotate(-3deg);
  box-shadow: 10px 10px 0 #ff0000;
}

.frog-frame img {
  display: block;
  width: 100%;
  height: auto;
  border: 4px inset #000;
  image-rendering: pixelated;
}

.frog-copy {
  min-width: 0;
}

h2 {
  margin: 0 0 8px;
  color: #00ffff;
  font-family: Papyrus, "Comic Sans MS", fantasy;
  font-size: clamp(24px, 4vw, 42px);
  letter-spacing: 0;
  text-shadow: 3px 3px #000, 5px 5px #f0f;
}

p {
  overflow-wrap: anywhere;
}

.frog-copy p,
.cool-links,
.guestbook {
  color: #fff;
  font-size: 18px;
  line-height: 1.35;
  text-shadow: 1px 1px #000;
}

.under-construction {
  display: flex;
  gap: 8px;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: center;
  margin: 24px 0;
  padding: 10px;
  color: #000;
  font-family: Impact, "Arial Black", sans-serif;
  font-size: clamp(20px, 5vw, 45px);
  text-align: center;
  background:
    repeating-linear-gradient(
      135deg,
      #ffff00 0 16px,
      #000 16px 30px
    );
  border: 6px outset #fff;
  text-shadow: 2px 2px #fff;
}

.under-construction span {
  color: #f00;
  text-shadow: 1px 1px #fff;
}

.guestbook {
  margin: 18px 0;
  padding: 12px;
  background: #000088;
  border: 5px groove #ff99ff;
}

.guestbook label {
  display: block;
  margin: 10px 0;
  color: #ffff00;
}

.guestbook input,
.guestbook textarea {
  display: block;
  width: 100%;
  margin-top: 4px;
  padding: 6px;
  color: #00ff00;
  background: #000;
  border: 4px inset #aaa;
}

.guestbook textarea {
  min-height: 82px;
  resize: vertical;
}

.guestbook button {
  width: 100%;
  padding: 9px;
  color: #000;
  font-weight: bold;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  background: #00ff00;
  border: 6px outset #ffff00;
  box-shadow: 0 0 18px #ff00ff;
}

.guestbook button:active {
  border-style: inset;
}

.guestbook-result {
  min-height: 28px;
  color: #ff99ff;
  font-size: 20px;
  text-align: center;
}

.cool-links {
  padding: 12px;
  background: #3c003c;
  border: 5px double #00ffff;
}

.cool-links ul {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: repeat(3, minmax(0, 1fr));
  gap: 8px;
  padding: 0;
  list-style: none;
}

.cool-links li {
  min-width: 0;
  padding: 8px;
  text-align: center;
  background: #ff6600;
  border: 4px outset #fff;
}

footer {
  margin: 0 0 16px;
}

@media (max-width: 700px) {
  .layout-table,
  .layout-table tbody,
  .layout-table tr,
  .layout-table td {
    display: block;
    width: 100%;
  }

  .side-rail {
    border-right: 0;
    border-bottom: 6px groove #00ffff;
  }

  .side-rail a,
  .badge,
  .counter {
    margin-bottom: 8px;
  }

  .frog-panel,
  .cool-links ul {
    grid-template-columns: 1fr;
  }

  .frog-frame {
    transform: rotate(0deg);
  }

  .under-construction {
    flex-wrap: wrap;
  }
}

@media (prefers-reduced-motion: reduce) {
  *,
  *::before,
  *::after {
    scroll-behavior: auto !important;
    animation-duration: 0.01ms !important;
    animation-iteration-count: 1 !important;
    transition-duration: 0.01ms !important;
  }

  marquee {
    display: none;
  }
}